Best of Gene Wilder

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?

Igor: Then you won’t be angry?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.

Igor: Abby someone.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?

Igor: Abby… Normal.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?

Igor: I’m almost sure that was the name.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?

 

The Waco Kid (Blazing Saddles):
“You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. They’re people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know – morons.”

 

Jim (Blazing Saddles): Oh no, don’t do that, don’t do that. If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad.

 

“You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!”

Willy Wonka (Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory)

 

“I want a bigger cell! With better ventilation!” — Skip Donahue (Stir Crazy)

 

“But Charlie, don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. He lived happily ever after.”

Willy Wonka (Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory)

 

Advertisements

One thought on “Best of Gene Wilder

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s