Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Then you won’t be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby… Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?
Igor: I’m almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
The Waco Kid (Blazing Saddles):
“You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. They’re people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know – morons.”
Jim (Blazing Saddles): Oh no, don’t do that, don’t do that. If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad.
“You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!”
Willy Wonka (Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory)
“I want a bigger cell! With better ventilation!” — Skip Donahue (Stir Crazy)
“But Charlie, don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. He lived happily ever after.”
Willy Wonka (Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory)